Friday, March 28, 2008

TTM(tOuchinG tExT MesEjez)^__^

TEXT MESSAGES.
Someone said, " if you make a wish that can't be true, the sky will cry.."
Then one night, I wished for the one I love to be mine..
Then I smiled and fell asleep..
I never knew it rained all night..
-ate joyce

You are the reason why I cry at night.
You are the reason why I hug my pillow tight.
You are the reason why I can't sleep at night.
You are the reason why I Pray and say..
"LORD, BAWANG.....MAY aSwANG..":)
-ate joyce

Never regret the reasons you make,
Just believe in yourself and have faith..
Life isn't perfect..it's a blend of joy and sorrow
But whatever life leads you...
It's because of a purpose!
-nel

The first sunlight to kiss your face is my prayer to God.
Requesting Him to take care of you
And let you know how special you are in His eyes...
and mine too!
-riza

Trusting God in everything is the softest pillow on which to rest
and the hardest rock to stand on!
God is with you all the time! God Bless!
-ate joyce

There would be times that you'd meet new friends..
Then you'll gonna live me in a corner.
But if those people leave you,
Just go back to the corner where you left me..
I'm still there for you!!
-seng

We haven't been together long enough to say--
We've been trough a lot or tell many memories..
But even though our friendship doesn't have much to talk about!
There's one thing I'll always be proud of...
We're friends!
-ate rubi

Ito ang buhay na pinili ko..
Buhay na taliwas sa dikta ng mundo..
Manghina man o masugatan,
Masaktan man sa gitna ng inggitan, pinili ko to..
Ang mabuhay ng sa ngalan ng kagandahan!
-taddeus

I will always admire and love those people who stay after seeing the real me..
For I can never be what others presume or expect me to be..
I'm glad you're here while I continue to be JUST me.:0
-tin

Be happy with what you have..
..while working for what you want...
Remember, a happy and successful life...
Begins with God and ends for God.
-dale

Kung isang oras na lang natitira sa buhay ko...
At ikaw ang makakasama ko!
Saan mo ako dadalhin at ano ang gagawin mo para mapasaya mo ako sa isang oras na yun?
Sagutin mo ha? W8 ko.
-van

Every message you sent, I kept inside my heart.
Every word you say is touched upon my soul.
We may not see each other but inside of me you'll always be...
...SPECIAL.
-natchi

When God leads you to the edge of a cliff..
Trust Him fully and let go coz' only one of those two things will happen.
either he will catch you when you fall...
Or He will teach you how to fly.
-raquel

Monday, March 24, 2008

Inspired.

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value.Albert Einstein

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them.Henry David Thoreau

Inspiration and genius--one and the same.Victor Hugo

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says:"Leave no stone unturned."Edward Bulwer Lytton

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration?George Eliot

If you would create something,you must be something.Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Every artist was first an amateur.Ralph Waldo Emerson

No great man ever complains of want of opportunities.Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men do less than they ought,unless they do all they can.Thomas Carlyle

Let thy words be few.Ecclesiastes 5:2

Happy are those who dream and are ready to pay the price to make them come true.Leon J. Suenes

The power of imagination makes us infinite.

First say to yourself what
you would be;and then do what you have to do.Epictetus

Monday, March 17, 2008

Joke.


USAPAN NG DALAWANG GAGO

Kiko: Berto, bakit naghihilamos ka sa inidoro? napakababoy mo ah!?

Berto: Bakit ako napakababoy, eh malinaw naman at malinis ang tubig na yan!

Kiko: Oo nga! eh hindi mo ba alam na d'yan ako umiinom, tapos hihilamusan mo! huwag naman ganon..


ABS-CBN
"sa lahat ng numero, 7 ang pinaka-AYOKO"

-abs-cbn

LALAKING LALAKI
mgksama ang mg-ama ng lalakad bglang npadaan cla sa bilihn ng mga laruan...

anak: daddy, bili mo ako ng sword...

daddy: aba! lalaking-lalaki ang anak koh! biglang knuha ng bata ang espada at ang cnabi ay.... anak:ako c reyna amihan! humanda ka hagorn!!!!!!!!

daddy:susmaryosep!!!! bakla pala!!!!!!


DI MAKATULOG

MISTER: Hindi ako makatulog eh. Kasi iniisip ko yung P500 libong utang ko ka y pare.
MISIS: Madali yan! TAWAGAN MO SI PARE AT SABIHIN MONG HINDI KA MAKAKABAYAD SA UTANG MO SA KANYA PARA SYA NAMAN ANG HINDI MAKATULOG!


KODIGO

Nahuling may kodigo ang estudyante...

Guro: Ano 'to?

Estudyante: Prayer ko po, ma'am!

Guro: At bakit answers ang nakasulat?

Estudyante: Naku! Sinagot na ang prayers ko!



FIVE SIX
Amo: Inday! Ang ganda ng porma mo! Ano ba ang trabaho mo sa Manila?

Inday: Five-six po, sir!

Amo: ‘Yung parang Bumbay?

Inday: Hindi, sir. Pag may P500, payag akong makipag-six..